3 types of bromances and where they'll be blossoming this Valentines Day

FEBRUARY 2016 NEWCASTLE MIRAGE

Hipster Pirates

Armed with a wide brimmed, tan coloured, Brixton Mayfield Fedora, long wavy hair and a higher percentage of facial hair than visible skin on their face, these bros are post man bun phase and shit just escalated to the next level. They look like an extra from the Seinfeld puffy shirt episode and who are they kidding? We all know the Cambridge is where they’ll be heading to smoke the night away in the dimly lit, highly crammed alley way.

Bellige Bros

They’re both already half drunk before they venture outside their front door. Looking over and over again at their ex-gfs v-day post with her new flame, they click “like”, knowing she’ll know that they know whats she’s doing and hoping that she wishes she’d rather be with them. Twice cooked chicken doused in BBQ Jack Daniels and an Endeavour Vintage Beer from Chook and Broosky sounds like a double hit of booze that’ll work a treat whilst checking if their phone just vibrated in their pocket every other minute.

Banana Pancake Trailblazers

They’ve drunk buckets of M150 at Koh Phangan’s full moon party and try to swoon girls over with their heroic stories of surviving the burning rope and near misses of swinging off their flying foxes and nearly being smashed by towering jagged rocks whilst tubing in Vang Vieng. They’ve been featured in 2 of only 7 recorded episodes of “What really happens in Bali” and it pains them to even pull out their wallet to grab anything greater than a twenty. They’ll be bringing the cheapest bottles of wine they can find and heading straight to Benjamas on Darby for the most authentic food fix around.

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